With as much starch in wardrobes as on plates,
the stiff neck comes with a stiff skirt.
Watch her swish by.
Don’t take it personally if she doesn’t see you,
the tip of her nose is in the way.
The Fashion Capital
The Fascist Capital
The Racist Capital
The Race-to-the-Top Capital
I can’t be arsed with the capital.
The water comes out of a tap.
The sand is dust on brick.
The only mountains are the piles of dog shit
they are too good to pick up.
Watch her swish right into
Dino’s digested dinner.